Perhaps she needs a cuppa herself!
/I went to my local coffee shop this afternoon to get my pick-me-up all by myself. My favorite barista was sound asleep, recovering from a late at night, far away soccer match. The girl behind the counter asked my preference.
Me: A small coffee cooler with a scoop of chips, please.
She: (looking perplexed) Um, you want potato chips in your coffee?
Me: No, dear, espresso chips, just a scoop...
She: Oh good, I'm not sure we have potato chips.
Duh.