I never thought I'd laugh about this

The other day, Katie (5)  stumbled across a book I'd used to prepare Mary Beth to be at Karoline's birth. Katie  got quite an eyeful.

Katie: I am never having babies. That is totally gross how they come out!

Me: But Katie, you want to have ten kids, how's that going to work if you don't want to have babies?

Katie: I don't know, but I'll figure out another way. I'm not having babies that way.

and then a long pause

Katie: You know, if I were a baby I would refuse to come out like that. I'd put my foot down and make them figure out another way.

Katie was a footling breech born by urgent c-section to avoid cord prolapse. She literally put her foot down and made us figure out a different way.