I TOLD Her Not to Move to Florida

She tried to make it sound like paradise. And I have to admit, thoughts of warm breezes coming off the ocean, endless baskets of fresh produce, and much more reasonable real estate did sound enticing. But there are really hot, humid summers, torrential rains, and alligators. Mostly, it's the alligators. My gator fear is a well established fact. And now, she has a very big one in her backyard. She can have her beaches and oranges. I'd rather have New England winters and Danielle's bears or Dawn's extra large raccoons...